Despite myself, I have come to like Brendan Fraser. (Note to self: rent Gods and Monsters.) I mean, I'm not about to see either The Mummy or The Mummy Returns (well, maybe just to dream about Rachel Weisz...), but I used to be quite hostile to Mr. Fraser, whereas I now find him endearing. Nevertheless, if he is cast as Clark Kent in Bryan Singer's* Superman Returns, there may be no remedy but that old stand-by, unspeakable violence.

*Though a great director, Bryan Singer's name is utterly unacceptable. I mean, Bryan with a Y? Ye gods. Once again, unspeakble violence may be the only reasonable option.

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