Your weight in gold and two thoroughbred ponies to the man who brings me the head of Bill O'Reilly.

Neutral Man
My buddy Brad (a.k.a. Neutral Man) has moved back into his parents' house in Holland, Michigan. As articulated in his recently founded blog, he is less than thrilled by this development. Take heart, Neutral Man! You're a licensed and bonded teacher; it is only a matter of time before enough blue-hairs drop dead in homeroom that some district... somewhere... has no choice but to hire you. Well, either hire you or promote the gym teacher/football coach to head of the social studies department. My money's on you, Brado!

Also, get your sulking arse to work on FreshMan. I demand FreshMan!

Crap
Chevelle

H-A-N
Have a manipulated night.