GOP in NYC: A Vote For Kodos Special
The forces of evil are gathering, marshalling their strength for the coming war. Silly Democrats, you actually think you have a chance? You folks are nasty, but when it comes down to knife-fighting, you're not even in our league. Let the proverbial bloodbath begin!

In Your Face, Watergirl!
Though they did not win the gold medal, it should be noted that the American men's basketball team did win the bronze medal. In the medal round, they defeated Lithuania, a team that had beaten them in round robin play. When Lithuania triumphed, that anti-American sack o' crap The Watergirl, also known as the Vilnius Vitch, cheered. In your face, loser! We may not have won the gold, but your beloved Lithuanians went home empty handed. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Pug Ugly
Last Tuesday, when I first met the pugs, Patrick and Tyson, I was assure they don't bite. Today, "Oh, they bite, but they won't break the skin." I don't care that they bite, I'm just amused that they appear to have learned only within the last week.

H-A-N
Have a dead night.