Sunday, March 18, 2007

The Big News
Sweet fancy Moses, my sister, The L.A.W., is going to marry her boyfriend, The Maine Man! Had you asked me ten minutes ago, I would have wagered that she and he would co-habitate for the indefinite future, but never actually marry; they'd live a very European lifestyle, my sister being something of a Europhile. Shows you how well I know my sister. In her voicemail, she said that she wasn't even sure there would be a wedding; so, a quick civil ceremony could happen at any moment. Wow.

A seeming stronghold of anti-matrimonial sentiment has fallen to the relentless advance of The Marrieds. Team Bachelor, retreat and regroup!

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