"They're killing Independent George! Worlds are colliding!"

In any entirely unrelated matter, I fear my intentions toward her may not be honorable, but I also have a sneaking suspicion that said fear is a result of the dark bastard's relentless scheming and sinister machinations. She was, after all, the original inspiration for the following; so, it seems likely my intentions are above board:

"A short skirt,
A Gimmes shirt,
A Jones soda,
Ain't life grand?"