The Rebel Black Dot Christmas Song o' the Day

Catherine O'Hara, Danny Elfman, & Paul Reubens, "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" from The Nightmare before Christmas: Special Edition (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:

"'Let's say that we take a cannon,
Aim it at his door and then—'

"'Knock three times and when he answers,
Sandy Claws will be no more!'

"You're so stupid, think!
Now, if we blow him up to smithereens,
We may lose some pieces—'

"'And then Jack will beat us black and green!'…"