The Rebel Black Dot Christmas Song o' the Day!

The Aquabats!, "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Too!" from the I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Too! E.P. (Captain Thumbs Up!)

Commentary:

"Where's my freaking hippo!?
Did you miss the memo?
Let's circle back around, O.K.?
Where's my freaking hippo!?

"I demand a hippopotamus for Christmas, too!
My lawyer's on the phone, we're gonna sue…

"I deserve this hippo, but Mom says I don't.
Lucky for me, you see, Mom & Dad don't have a vote…"