I've said more Hail Marys in the past three days than I had in the previous ten years. And that's with me cutting down on my swearing by at least 90%, only allowing a few to slip through. Wow, I'm even more of a pottymouth than I thought.

Banzai Beard Bonanza: Day 58
I just want this blasted monstrosity off my face. Be gone, damn you!