Professional Sports Teams in New York City
Baseball
New York Yankees
New York Mets

Football
New York Giants (actually play in New Jersey)
New York Jets (actually play in New Jersey)

Basketball
New York Knicks

Hockey
New York Rangers

Professional Sports Teams I Hate in New York City
Baseball
New York Yankees
New York Mets

Football
New York Giants (pretty much only because they play in Jersey, fucking liars)
New York Jets (they share the same stadium; so, the same venom)

Basketball
New York Knicks (though I am amused that the original Knickerbockers were all white, Jewish guys)

Hockey
Noo Yawk Ranjahs

As Greg Kinnear used to say as the original host of Talk Soup, "Coincidence? I think not."

Interestingly, I also hate both named New Jersey teams, the New Jersey Devils (NHL) and New Jersey Nets (NBA). I hate the Devils because of what they did to the Wings in '95; I hate the Nets because they have the absolute worst name in professional sports. The Nets?! That's like a football team calling themselves the End Zones or a baseball team called the Home Plates. Jesumaria, how do those people sleep at night? I fucking hate Jersey.