Thursday, September 17, 2009

Obamboozled
I thought about temporizing, but 'twould be exactly the brand of dishonesty so deftly practiced our charlatan president: President Obama has abandoned purely defensive missile interception technology, and I blame every single one of you who voted for him. I love so many of you, yet at the same time I hate your guts and wish you ill. Death from abovelink. There will be blood as a direct result of President Obama's retreat in the face of Russian truculence, and it will be on your hands. Curse you people for your moral turpitude and cowardice, a pox upon your feeble minds. May your dreams come to dust, your families be torn asunder, and may misfortune stalk you for the rest of your days.

Eye of the Tiger
The news isn't as good as was first thought, we're received the results of the bloodwork stemming from Tuesday's trip to the vet and Tiger has a thyroid problem. The upside is that she's had it for a while and now she'll finally be treated. She's going to hate taking her medicine, but that's hard cheese, Tiger, it's a necessary evil.

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