The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
MxPx, "Top of the Charts" from Secret Weapon (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: There are many songs denouncing the corrosive effects of celebrity culture on Western civilization, but MxPx, authors of an unrelated song titled "The Downfall of Western Civilization," are masters of the form.

"'Cause everybody wants to be a big celebrity.
Everybody wants to win the lottery,
And everybody wants to be like the people on T.V.,
Everybody wants to see the show for free.
From the bottom of our hearts
To the top of the charts…"