Dance Hall Crashers, "So Sue Us" from Lockjaw (The Last Angry Rude Boy)
Skammentary: I've long maintained that the best way to avoid identity theft is to have an identity not worth stealing, credit-wise & so forth. A similar logic prevails in "So Sue Us."
"I don't know why
You thought we would try
To clean up our mess,
I guess you're suing, so we confess:
Yeah, we left the dirty mattress in the doorway,
But we could not get it through;
Yeah, two windows did get broken,
But by the two dealers who were lookin' for you.
"I don't think you know just what you're getting into,
You're spending lots of money to get nothin'.
"So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us?
Just sue us, whatcha gonna get?
Well nothin', 'cause all of us are flat broke,
Go ahead and try to do all you can do to sue…"