Monday, August 13, 2018

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day: SKAugust

Reel Big Fish, "Boyfriend" from Everything Sucks (The Last Angry Rude Boy)

Skammentary: I never thought that I'd be a heartbreaker. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would repeatedly have to frustrate & ultimately thwart the unbidden romantic intentions of eligible maidens. Yes, maidens, plural; remarkably enough, this is not a black swan phenomenon.
"They want me to be their boyfriend,
They want me to be their boyfriend.

"I can take you anyplace you want to go,
I can show you anything you want to see,
I can be whatever you want me to be,
I can be whatever you want me to be…

"Don't you want me to be your boyfriend?
Don't you want me to be your boyfriend?…

"They want me to be their boyfriend,
They want me to be their boyfriend,
They want me to be their boyfriend,
They want me to be their boyfriend.

"I can take you anyplace you want to go,
I can show you anything you want to see,
I can be whatever you want me to be,
I can be whatever you want me to be.

"Boyfriend!
Boyfriend!
Boyfriend!
Boyfriend!

They want me to be their boyfriend,
They want me to be their boyfriend."

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