I've decided to get three tattoos. Sadly, none of them is M I K E. I still don't have the courage to get that. Lindsay called me a coward for not getting it, but at the same time she suggested I should just get it temporarily tattooed again and again. I may be a coward, but at least I know I'm a coward. I am not brave enough to get M I K E tattooed on my knuckles, not yet. It is better to admit that you are paralyzed by fear than to live in denial. "Hey, man, I'm just not sure if i want to get it." I'm sure, I'm just not brave.

Of course, that's all bullshit. There's only one question in the whole of the universe: are you in or out? I'm out, but I'm pretending to be in. I hate me today, but Ira will make it all better.