Think about your day so far. How's it going? Well, I hope. Anyway, here's a little experiment I just devised. I don't know if it will tell you if you are having a good day or a bad day, but I think you'll find it amusing, and that has to be good. Here goes: think about everything you have done since you got up this morning. All the sights you've seen, all the people you're encountered, all the tasks you've perfomed. Now, how many times today have you wanted to hit somebody in the face with a brick? Not that you would even if you had a brick handy, but how many times have you wanted to? Just walk up behind the person, tap him on the shoulder, and hit him in the face with a brick.

So far, I'm up to five.