*sigh* Cat, we've had this discussion before. Whining for me to pet you will do you no good if you continue to stand out of reach.

In other feline news, my sister has named her new kitten Natasha. Natasha? Gah, she could have at least tried.

Banzai Beard Bonanza: Day 46
The most positive thing I can say now is that there are fewer days ahead than there are behind. You know the 17th century mustache-imperial combination? I've got that going on pretty nicely; so, I'm going to keep the imperial once the BBB converts to the Massive Mustache Mistake (for only an additional week). Or maybe I'll abort the MMM. In any event, I'm not going to shave off my imperial for a long time.