May Day Mayday
It's May Day; so, if you're a Communist leader (how are you handling that inherent contradiction in terms?), today's the perfect day to strike fear into the hearts of your imperialist capitalist enemies with a display of your military prowess and technical expertise. Invariably, this display will take the form of a parade.

The Mountain's graduation was this morning. I am so proud him, I could burst. Of course, his graduation is a little anitclimatic, since next year as a grad student he'll be singing in the same building, with the same voice coach, with many of the same fellow students. Basically, grad school for him will be what the Star Trek: The Next Generation movies should have been, the same as before only bigger and better. "Same thing, only better." Congratulations, David.

This American Life
Last week's This American Life was the worst I've ever heard; it was the same godawful story for the whole hour and after forty minutes I just couldn't take it anymore and turned it off. It angered me to a ridiculous degree. This week's show, however, which is winding down as I type, was awesome! It was all about the wild, weird, and wacky effects of testosterone. "T." Hilarious, touching, everything you hope from from This American Life. Woo and hoo.

H-A-D
Have a vacant day.