Sarin
Let me say three things about sarin gas:
a) Thank God only two American soldiers had sarin-related symptoms and neither of them was killed.

b) Gee, if there weren't any illicit chemical weapons in Iraq, those the Hussein regime was compelled to give up under any number of UN resolutions, I wonder where the sarin gas came from? And why was it in a Iraqi artillery shell? Way to jump the gun, Hans Blix. Boy, I'm sure glad there weren't any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq after all.

c) The 1995 sarin attack on the Tokyo subway was an act of unspeakable evil. But I give Aum Shinrikyo credit; they were a doomsday cult that actually did something about doomsday instead of just preaching doom and gloom.

Crap
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H-A-D
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