Dirk Hopeless (a.k.a. David Sterling)
Nikki Savage
Rat Bastard Hopeless-Savage (boy)
Arsenal Fierce Hopeless-Savage (girl)
Twitch Strummer Hopeless-Savage (boy)
Skank Zero Hopeless-Savage (girl)

Dirk loves Nikki
Arsenal loves Claude Shi
Twitch loves Henry Shi
Zero loves Ginger Kincaid
poor Rat...

Hopeless Savages
Hopeless Savages: Ground Zero
Too Much Hopeless Savages