Fight Club
Well, it's been about two days now, and Kid Hugh still hasn't thumped me in a dark alley yet. Perhaps this is a good sign and he has recognized that violence is hardly the best way to settle a disagreement over his crappy taste in music. Or maybe he realized he was backing himself into "a nightmarish world from which there is no escape" (to borrow a phrase from Gaz). I'm a Flounder, and that's a bond not even death can rend asunder. I'd hurt you bad, son, I fight tooth-and-nail with 300-pound naked men for fun. I'm the only one who can take on both WAP (power) and Bill (speed). "I hope you like nightmare world."

Smith and Winkler
Smith and Winkler
[Short film.] Smith and Winkler kill Hartmut (why?) and battle some random drug-dealers.

Smith and Winkler: The Final Hoe-Down
The U.R.B.A.N. Commandos versus Scavenger Face and his Jihad All-Stars (pre-9/11 project, new enemy needed). Introduce Captain Dick, Norman Dick, Scavenger Face, Gus Worchestershire, and the Mailman; first mention Foreman and the "French Poodle Caper"; first see Smith's ESP powers.

Smith and Winkler Save Christmas
The U.R.B.A.N. Commandos stop Santa Claus's mind-controlled murderous rampage and gun-down Mrs. Claus, having been tricked into thinking she was responsible. Santa kills Helmut (why?) and Adam Griffin, among others. Introduce David and Wilco, the Two Loser Cops.

Smith and Winkler: The French Poodle Caper (proposed)
[Prequel.] Smith and Winkler are rookies training under Dick and Foreman, under the overall command of Captain Planet. "Winkler," it turns out, is actually an undercover operative of the Isle of Man intelligence service, Captain Llewelyn Lloyd Llalament. Meet young Norman Dick (still a child), Gus Worchestershire, and Scavenger Face (and possibly Mark Hamill); Foremen loses his left nut and Llalament gets amnesia so he thinks he really is Winkler.

(untitled Smith and Winkler project[s])
At some point, Smith and Winkler have to battle Smythe and Winkelman, the R.U.R.A.L. Commandos; we have to meet Captain Dick's younger brother and boss, Major Dick; and there must eventually be a showdown with Mark Hamill and his Hurt 'Em Bad All-Stars. I've always felt that perhaps Smythe and Winkelman and Mark Hamill shouldn't be in the same movie.

Crap
Phish

H-A-D
Have an ALL KNOWING day.