A short skirt,
A Gimmes shirt,
A Jones Soda,
Ain't life grand?

If I ever meet a girl wearing a short skirt and a Me First and the Gimme Gimmes T-shirt, drinking a Jones Soda, I might very well ask her to marry me before I even introduce myself.

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Not to say that the Lakers are not a formidable team, because they are, but the problem I think they are having and will continue to have with Detroit is that the Pistons play all 48 minutes. The Pistons don't have the talent to win any other way; so, they fight and fight and fight the whole night. I just don't know if Los Angeles has an answer to that. Then again, they are ridiculously talented....