Bonus! Song of the Day

Lily Allen, "Cheryl Tweedy" (from the Smile E.P.) via iTunes (The Last Angry Man)

Commentary: Don't compare yourself to other persons, 'tis one of Old Scratch's oldest tricks.

"I wish my life was a little less seedy,
Why am I always so greedy?
Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy,
I know I never will,
I know I never will.
I wish my life was not so boring,
Every weekend fall to the flooring.
Don't get my started on Monday morning,
It woke me up again,
It woke me up again…"

Of course, due to the sham of modern marriage, by this point in time the song, if new, would have to be titled "Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini, known professionally by the mononym Cheryl."