The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, "Everybody's Better" from A Jackknife to a Swan (The Last Angry Man)

Skammentary: Everybody's better than I am, in the sense that I ought to prefer their good to my own.

"Everybody's better than I am,
I think everybody's better than me,
Everybody's swell, I guess,
They're doing well, more or less,
Everybody's better than I am…"