The Rebel Black Dot Ex-Girlfriend Song o' the Day

Reel Big Fish, "The Bad Guy" from We're Not Happy 'til You're Not Happy (The Last Angry Man)

Skammentary:

"This is not a song about the one that got away,
This is not a song about the girl who didn't love me,
Once again I have made somebody cry,
Once again, once again, I am the bad guy,
I am the bad guy…"