Bonus! Song o' the Day: Cinco de Mayo

Less Than Jake, "Richard Allen George… No, It's Just Cheez" from Hello Rockview (Rude Boy Miguel Papa Whiskey)

Skammentary: Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico's independance day, that's celebrated on 16 September. Cinco de Mayo is more of an American holiday than a Mexican holiday. ¡Happy Cinco de Mayo!

"Ay, ay, ay ay, Cinco de moustache!
The kids that are hip, they grow hair on their lip,
They throw down their razors and don't give a shit,
Then grow and grow and grow,
So let your moustache go!
Oh yeah!"