Note to self: sleeping for only four hours between 6:30 and 10:30am will leave you feeling sort of disoriented all day, unless it is the weekend and you're sleeping that little because you have five or six friends crashing at your house for two days of revelry and merriment. Also, shave once in a while, you dirty bastard! (Oh, come on, that was unnecessary, it's only been two days.)
We are the U.S. of A. Bow before our mighty PowerPoint presentation! Big fun at the U.N. today. Woo hoo.