Sooner of later, everyone posts snippets of IM conversations. (AIM names have been hidden because I don't want you freaks bugging me while I'm online.)
Me: Okay. He's been attacked by a personality-vampire and is incapable of interesting conversation?
The Watergirl: which was fine with me, because i actually agreed
The Watergirl: maybe.
Me: (Oddly enough, most people end up dating their personality-vampire.)
The Watergirl: or maybe, like my blog, he's had a pretty boring few weeks. i don't know
The Watergirl: LOL!!!!
The Watergirl: THAT IS CLASSIC!!!
I quite like the idea of the significant other as personality-vampire. It explains a great many things.