Monday, July 3, 2017

The Rebel Black Dot Girlfriend Song o' the Day

Suburban Legends, "Girlfriend's Pretty" from Day Job (The Last Angry Man)

Skammentary: Pray forgive the crudeness of "Girlfriend's Pretty" & it's lewd lyrics. I'm not defending this objectifying view of the daughters of men, simply acknowledging that amidst this hyper-sexualized culture & our own fallen natures, from time to time (or more frequently, for too many of us) we all adopt such a reductive view of one another—essentially, viewing others not as precious sons & daughters of God Most High, possessed of intrinsic dignity far beyond price or measure, but as mere sexual appliances for one's own base pleasure. On the plus side, "Girlfriend's Pretty" is pretty funny.
"Your girlfriend's pretty, right?
You know she's outta sight,
Her skirt was super tight,
The one she wore last night.
She's wonderful, she's magic,
Baby got back and it's fantastic,
And I do believe
She dropped the bomb.

"Please forgive my dirty mind,
'Cause I think of her naked all the time…

"Your girlfriend's pretty, right?
You know she's outta sight,
Her skirt was super tight,
The one she wore last night.
She's wonderful, she's magic,
Her rack is so fantastic,
And I do believe
She's wearing a thong…"

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