Barenaked Ladies, "Alternative Girlfriend" from Maybe You Should Drive (The Last Angry Man)
Commentary: The above photograph is of Fox News's resident Millennial, Katherine "Kat" Timpf, costumed as a stereotypical member of Generation X, appropriate to the era in which B.N.L. wrote & released "Alternative Girlfriend." I wish I didn't know enough about any twenty-four-hour cable news channel to know who Miss Timpf is, but C'est la vie!
"You're in an all-girl band,
Your futon's second-hand,
Your parents understand but you don't care…
"Old at being young,
Young at being old,
Everything's been sold to others' revolutions.
"Your my alternative girlfriend,
I love you, now you cannot pretend,
There's nothing left that won't cross over…"