Tuesday, July 11, 2017

The Rebel Black Dot Girlfriend Song o' the Day

Avril Lavigne, "Girlfriend" from The Best Damn Thing (The Last Angry Man)

Commentary: My intention with this "girlfriend" series of R.B.D.S.O.T.D. is neither malicious nor directed at/against Miss Mozart, not even passive-aggressively, but I will concede that even so it makes me perhaps the world's worst boyfriend.
"She's like, so whatever,
And you could do so much better,
I think we should get together now,
And that's what everyone's talking about.

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend,
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one,
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend!

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me,
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret,
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend!…"

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