"I had a quarter left over, Wilco. Buy yourself something nice."

Read this. It's... wow.

Vote For Kodos - Mano a Mano Undercard
Tonight, our scary Vice President versus the ambulance chaser from Carolina. Edwards is slicker than Slick Willy, but Cheney is more tenaciously arrogant than Rummy. Should be fun... and almost anything would be more fun than watching the President implode live on TV last Thursday. Oh, that was so disheartening. But tonight! No quarter shall be asked, no quarter shall be given! Time for a rhetorical bloodletting. Fun! Fun! Fun! And friday: Mano a Mano Round 2.

H-A-N
Have a Celtic night.
The surnames of my four grandparents at birth were Wilson, Gray, Little, and Phalan. Plenty o' Celtic there.