Vote For Kodos - Countdown: 2 Days
To paraphrase Futurama, "Election fever - contract it!" Neutral Man is angry; the Mountain of Love feels insulted. Meine Vater has the twenty-four hours flu; so, this morning I was not woken up by the blaring sounds of Meet the Press. Huzzah!

Master Yoda
Padawan Dooku*

Master Dooku
Padawan Qui-Gon Jinn

Master Qui-Gon Jinn
Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi

Master Obi-Wan Kenobi
Padawan Anakin Skywalker**

*later Darth Tyrannus
**later Darth Vader

Irkens
"Invader" Zim
Tak
Almighty Tallest Red
Almighty Tallest Purple
Invader Tenn
Invader Skoodge
Invader Blorch

"Welcome to life, Irken child. Report for duty."
"I love you, cold, unfeeling robot arm."