Commentary: You've sat through this meeting. You know you have.
"We must all efficiently
Operationalize our strategies,
Invest in world-class technology,
And leverage our core competencies,
In order to holistically
Administrate exceptional synergy.
"We'll set a brand trajectory
Using management's philosophy,
Advance our market share via-à-vis
Our proven methodology,
With strong commitment to quality
Effectively enhancing corporate synergy.
"Transitioning our company
By awareness of functionality,
Promoting viability,
Providing our supply chain with diversity.
We will distill our identity
Through client-centric solutions and synergy.
"At the end of the day (at the end of the day),
We must monetize our assets.
The fundamentals of change, can you visualize?
A value-added experience
That will grow the business infrastructure and
Monetize our assets,
Monetize our assets,
Monetize our assets.
"Bringing to the table
Our capitalized reputation,
Proactively overseeing
Day-to-day operations,
Services, and deliverables,
With cross-platform innovation,
Networking
Soon will bring
Seamless integration,
Robust and scalable,
Bleeding-edge and next-generation,
Best of breed.
We'll succeed,
In achieving globalization.
Gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace,
It's mission critical to stay incentivized,
Our business plan will foster flexible solutions for our customer base,
If you can't think outside the box you'll be downsized.
It's a paradigm shift!
Hey! Hey! Look out!
Well, it's a paradigm shift, now!
Here we go! Here we come!
Here we go! Here we come!
Ha!"
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