A Pirate's Life For Me
Coming up on two years now and I still love my tattoo as much as ever. Arrrh! As soon as I make some significant dents in my debts, say hello to the BTW monkey. Then...

"Red dragon tattoo
Is just about on me.
I got it for you,
So now do you want me?
With nothing to do,
Will you be my honey?
Oh yeah! In you I confide,
Red dragon tattoo,
I'm fit to be dyed
Am I fit to have you?"
--Fountains of Wayne, "Red Dragon Tattoo" from Utopia Parkway