Wednesday, March 3, 2004

Super-Size
Can you remember the last time Ronald McDonald put a gun to your head and made you go to McDonald's? Because I can't. Wow, and all this time I thought I was fat because I ate too much and didn't exercise enough. Now I know it's McDonald's fault! Awesome! Lawsuits against the fast food industry are proof that our civilization deserves to be consumed in fire and burned off the face of the earth.

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