I just joined Friendster. If I commit suicide in the next few days, please don't say anything nice about me. Suicide is a mortal sin, and it irks me when people say of suicides, "He's in a better place now...." It's a mortal sin, you twits! There is no forgiveness for suicide! Straight to fucking Hell! Gah!

In any event, I've sunken to a new low. In my own words: "This is the most pathetic endeavour to which I have ever been a party."