The Mountain of Love has been done with school and school-related shite since Friday.
Nights spent in Troy: 2
Nights spent in GB: 0

After all, what is a lifetime of devout friendship compared to a pretty smile....

The Nine Midgets
Senator Joe Liebermann of Connecticut
Representative Dick Gephart of Missouri
fmr. Governor Howard Dean, M.D., of Vermont
Senator John Kerry of Massachussetts
Senator John Edwards of North Carolina
Representative Dennis Kucinich of Ohio
fmr. Senator Carol Mosley Braun of Illinois
fmr. General Wesley Clark of Arkansas
"The Reverend" Al Sharpton of New York

It's not that President Bush is an excellent candidate, it's just that he's extremely fortunate in his opponents. I mean, Vice President Gore? Bloated corpses fished out of Boston Harbor have more charisma.

Beard Me
In the new year, I am going to attempt to grow a beard. That is, I am not going to shave for over two months, between January 1 and March 8; whether or not this will result in the formation of anything that could be called a beard is highly speculative. This is plainly a bad idea, but the real question is this: is this merely a bad idea or a dreadfully bad idea? It has been determined that this is a dreadfully, dreadfully bad idea. Almost a monumentally bad idea and certainly a fool's undertaking. Thus, it is with great enthusiasm that I am loooking forward to this debacle. After all, any mistake worth making is worth making huge. Wish me luck, this is going to be awful. I can't wait!