This evening, I saw the Seinfeld clip about Relationship George trying to kill Independent George. There will never be a Relationship Mike to threaten Independent Mike. If she doesn't like Independent Mike, her loss. If this means Independent Mike will be forever alone and die embittered and unmourned, so be it. I'd rather be The Last Angry Man and be alone than sell out to be with someone.

I have a very cruel sense of humor. I hear about bad things happening to people and my first response is to laugh. I probe for weakness and if I smell blood, I will always attack. I am honest enough to admit that it is not always good natured; I mean it when I say I am cruel. If you don't like it, might I suggest you spend your time with someone else perhaps?