The Girls of September '79
Happy birthday to Skeeter!

The League of Nations
Hyperlink! Kofi Annan, Secretary-General, has said that last year's American-led invasion of Iraq/overthrow of Saddam Hussein was illegal. As has been mentioned in the comments concerning yesterday's "Vote For Kodos" post, the United States is the most powerful and influential member of the UN Security Council. What's the use of being powerful and influential if some twerp in an expertly-tailored suit can call you a criminal? The United States should refuse to pay any money for the operations of the United Nations until Annan has been removed from office and a new Secretary-General has been named. The US pays roughly 22% of the UN's expenses; it is time for that money to talk.

Top Ten
1. George W. Bush - President of the United States
2. Dick Cheney - Vice President of the United States
3. Representative Dennis Hastert (R, Illinois) - Speaker of the House of Representatives
4. Senator Ted Stevens (R, Alaska) - President Pro Tempore of the Senate
5. Colin Powell - Secretary of State
6. John Snow - Secretary of the Treasury
7. Donald Rumsfeld - Secretary of Defense
8. John Ashcroft - Attorney General
9. Tom Ridge - Secretary of Homeland Security (jumped the queue)
10. Gale Norton - Secretary of the Interior

Now don't you feel better knowing Rummy would be President before Ashcroft?

H-A-N
Have a spatula-through-your-head night.