Don't think about this for too long, because it will just depress you, but given his current age Bart Simpson would have been born in 1994, Lisa in '96, and Maggie in 2002 or '03. Yowza.

Banzai Beard Bonanza: Day 85
Why is it that the last not-quite-blonde-but-still-pretty-light-colored hairs on my head are in my beard? My blonde hair went away at puberty, yet a few tenacious little buggers are still hanging around amid the neck hair. Woo and hoo.

H-A-D
Have an evil clown day.