Insecurity
McAfee, the chodes whose firewall and virus scan protect my crappy HAL, can go to blazes. There I was, peacefully working on yet another piece of pure genius for The Newsletter, when - BAM! - a new update crashes my HAL. Curse you! What the hell is the point of being protected from viruses and whatnot if the protection itself renders the HAL inoperable? I'm so disgusted with the whole situation that now I'm just going to go watch TV... woo hoo! Bonus!