Twelve Idiots
Jesus was a great guy. Not just a great guy, but the greatest guy. So why during His lifetime was He followed around by the twelve idiots? You'd think the Son of Man would have some kind of brain trust, but instead He walked around with a dozen bumbling morons. Have you read the Bible? Before Acts, these guys couldn't light a candle if they were on fire. Peter, eventual founder of the Catholic Church, was so stupid he answered to Peter, even though his name was Simon. Sheesh!