Last weigh-in: 325.2 lbs
This weigh-in: 326.2 lbs.
Difference: +1.0 lbs.
by Rudyard Kipling
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same…
Bonus! Lied von ÖSTERREICH
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Taco Grande" from Off the Deep End (The Last Angry Impostor)